I've heard this joke before! XD I heard it a bit different though. It went like this:
An alien goes to this bar every night. Every night he pokes the bartender and giggles. Finally one night, the bartender gets mad and says "Damn it! If you poke me one more time, I'm going to cut your dick off!"
The alien pokes him again so the bartender takes him out back. He yanks the alien's pants down, but he doesn't see anything there. "What the..? How do you guys have sex without a dick?" So the alien shows him by poking him and giggles.
My absolute favorite part is Zim's face in the 2nd to last panel XD
Lol, it's cute! XD I'm learning Spanish, so I'd show you my great -lack of- skills, but I'm too lazy to think right now. lol.
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ZADR is easy but it takes more than an hour to do T^T I'm so working on it now
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ZADR is easy but it takes more than an hour to do T^T I'm so working on it now
An alien goes to this bar every night. Every night he pokes the bartender and giggles. Finally one night, the bartender gets mad and says "Damn it! If you poke me one more time, I'm going to cut your dick off!"
The alien pokes him again so the bartender takes him out back. He yanks the alien's pants down, but he doesn't see anything there. "What the..? How do you guys have sex without a dick?" So the alien shows him by poking him and giggles.
My absolute favorite part is Zim's face in the 2nd to last panel XD
I'm learning Spanish, so I'd show you my great -lack of- skills, but I'm too lazy to think right now. lol.
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Avatar by ~Galloping-Horse
2% of DA users draw arts because of their own pleasure. If you're one of 98% who draw because you want to be popular, copy it and paste to your signature.
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Nice work!
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